Because I’m sleepy, just got back from lunch, and waiting to go to the bathroom because our network engineer has just befouled it…

Three names you go by:

Scott
Reynolds
Scooter

Three screennames you have:

L95 Theses
LoganV
LordDebug

Three things you like about yourself:

I can win almost any argument, even if only by persistence
I can verbally thrash someone to the point of tears
I’m relatively smart

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:

I’m a big procrastinator
I get demotivated quickly
I don’t follow through on everything

Three parts of your heritage:

Scottish
English
Irish (just call me Whitey McCracker)

Three things that scare you:

Winged insects that move faster than me and can dodge my sight
Unfinished goals
Death

Three of your everyday essentials:

Coffee
Laptop
Something intellectually stimulating

Shirt
Jeans
Silver chain

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):

Bowling for Soup
Maroon 5
The Cure

Three of your favorite songs at present:

Ohio – Bowling for Soup
The Scientist –  Coldplay
The Reason – Hoobastank

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:

Compact Framework Programming
Learning German
Not speaking for 3 days

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):

A [hot] woman
Insightful, sharp wit
Understanding of geekish tendencies

Two truths and a lie:

Google is the best search engine ever
Stupid people make me want to vomit
I’m hung like a horse

Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:

Deep eyes
Toned legs
Great ass

Three things you just can’t do:

Tolerate stupidity
Remember little life details (e.g. I always pay bills like a day late)
Drive a non-trivial distance (i.e. out of my driveway) without getting angry

Three of your favorite hobbies:

Gaming
Reading
Debating

Three things you want to do really badly right now:

Take a nap
Take a piss
See the moon

Three careers you’re considering: (I’ve basically picked mine, these would be if I could switch)

Archaelogy
Politics
Astrophysics

Three places you want to go on vacation:

Egypt
England
Paris

Three kids names:

Samuel
Paige
Scott

Three things you want to do before you die:

See Sam be successful
Know everything
Create a legacy

Three people who have to take this quiz now or die painfully:

Bill
Jason
Andrea